Outlander: You, shak, me and teh waifu should double date sometime.
Pretear: I'm not sure about this outlander.
Outlander: No, it'll be great. We'll go to Chili's.
Pretear: Can't resist that 2 for 20$ deal can you?
Outlander: It's not about being cheap.
Pretear: You are cheap.
Outlander: I am in banking!
Pretear: You were in banking, you're retired now. And you can't use just any opportunity to yell out "I'm in banking". Look, you've scared off the pigeons.
Outlander: I hate pigeons. They killed my brother in '69.
Pretear: No they didn't.
Outlander: I said 69. Pretear? Did you hear me? I said-
Pretear: We're not double dating.

Will you still buy me lunch? I don't haz monies now that I don't work. Also they did kill my brother and tenticle-raped my sister. Wait.. pigeons haz tenticles?

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You've out ridiculous'd yourself outlander. Kudos for having a pic for literally every occasion though.

Outlander, you never cease to amazing how you always have a picture for everything and know exactly what to say, lol.

Snowy Stampede: My Life as an Anime Wizard"


So I was reading TAN Forums magazine and I came across this advertisement by Rai

“Be an Anime Wizard”

I was intrigued. I sent the required ten dollars to him. Soon I received a package with a magic wand and a training book. The wand looked remarkably like an ordinary tree limb. It was explained that it was a disguise to fool the general public.

After I read the first chapter and practiced the basic magic, it looked a lot like pig-Latin, I was ready to try out my new powers. According to the book, I should start small with little things, Rai said in this book the first thing I should try is the traffic light. I stood on the corner and pointed my wand at the light and uttered a magic phrase. I had to do this for several seconds, but success!! The light changed color!

WOW! This really works. I can just feel the power.

According to Rai’s manual, the next thing to try my new powers on was the sun itself. I was instructed to climb a small hill in the very late afternoon, point my wand at the sun and recite this magic incantation

“Erethay’say oneway ornbay everyway inutemay”**

It took a few hours, probably because the sun is much larger than the traffic light, but, low and behold, the sun began to descend past the horizon and disappeared.

I Have power over the planets and stars!!! Awesome!

I must try this out on people. Per Rai, I took a position in front of my house and waved my wand at the street. I imagined a man driving a grey car down this street. Imposing my psychic powers over people is difficult; I think it is because I am a new wizard. It took most of the day but a gray car did appear. I am an all-powerful anime wizard! I immediately sent Rai $30.00 (plus shipping and handling) to acquire a magic hat that will enhance my powers according to the advertisement.

I can hardly wait for it to get here. I will use my powers for good, like helping Froggy with her breast size




Snowy Stampede,all powerful Wizard

** pig latin( try to translate)

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A boy waving his wand at things. It's just so wrong moving.

Hey, hey, hey, there now. Keep Snowy's wand and Rai's weird Tom Selleck school of magic away from my girls.

Remind me to stay away from this guy, I don't want him to cast a spell on me or anything.

She really needs to see a doctor about that.