You know they say not having a t.v makes you violent but i say not having my t.v is making me pretty F**KING Violent - Alucard

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh F**K - Luke valentine

Come on you were talking all that good shyt a second ago and i blew your f*^king legs - Alucard

No..... you....... WTF - Luke valentine

whats wrong Demi-god? just grow back your legs summon up your demons HIT ME FIGHT ME........give me a Hug- Alucard

R-Really?.........Oh God No NOOOO!!!!!! - Luke valentine




That reminds me for whatever the reason did we ever find out who sent them? It was the nazis wasnt it - Alucard

Noooo - Integra

Betcha Im right - Alucard

Betcha Youre Wrong - Integra

Betcha youre a skank - Alucard

Betcha youre an asshole - Integra

BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!!!!!!! - Alucard

Hellsing Abridged

After seeing Rito as a girl –

“Mikan...... You sure have it rough.”

Yami – Motto To Love-Ru (ep 3)

i have no idea what your on about im just doing my job killing Vampires and Werewolves and leprechauns actually Ive never really killed one of those but maybe if I stab him in the gut would it spill out lucky charms? - Priest

Just shut up and where is Alucard? - Integra

Oh him I killed him - Priest

Killed him? - Integra

Yea cut off his head - Priest

Oooh well thats step 1 what about 2 through 10? - Integra

Ahhhhh Christ - Priest

You done goon - Alucard

How the blood stuff protested hell did you do that? - Priest

Fuck You Thats How - Alucard

Hellsing Abridged

I will break you - Goku

What - Frieza

Like a Kitkat bar - Goku

What...........What - Frieza

Dbz Abridged ep 30

“This world is worse than I ever imagined and better than I ever expected.”

Kuze – ef: a Tale of Melodies (ep 12)




Yu: “The love created by every life we touched formed a bond that brought us together. That’s how I feel.”

Yuko: “That’s very romantic. It’s really unlike you.”

Yu: “There’s no such thing as miracles, only the inevitable and the accidental – and what we do. I’ve always believed that.”

ef: a Tale of Melodies (ep 12)




“Even angels need to rest sometimes.”

Yu - ef: a Tale of Melodies (ep 12)




“Everything begins with a dream...... the desire to fly...... see the bottom of the ocean...... explore space...... reach a distant star......”

Yu - ef: a Tale of Melodies (ep 12)





“Foolish. How trusting in people can you be?”

Coatie to Pholon - Polyphonica Crimson S (ep 12)

Hey Soul do you know what happens when your driving without a license? - Maka

Hey maka do you know what happens when you dont Shut the fuck up and mind your own business?......Yea didnt think so - Soul



Bitch whos the alpha dog? - Medusa

You - Reike

Thats right ME now you and and whatever the f**k you are stop being a bunch of little twats go back to bitch island and shut the f**k up or else ill be having some tongue stew for dinner tonight understood? - Medusa

Yes Mam - Reike

Good now excuse me bitches I have evil plans to set in motion - Medusa

I really hate that Bitch - Reike

Miss you too Tadpole - Medusa

I dont care if theres 100,000 or a million of yall i will take You All Down - Luffy

One piece

Uh......wait you made a robot turtle?!?!


Keitaro urashima- love hina

What the...... a Living tree and a unicorn are having tea in a forest - Luffy

So luffy what are you gonna go with them? - Zoro

dont tell me - Sanji

Hey Guys do you wanna join my crew? - Luffy

STOP JOKING!!!!! - Zoro & Sanji

One Piece

“When was it? When did the living stop counting the dead? Is this world truly walking the path to extinction?”

Yui – Total Eclipse (ep 1)