Get ready to play with dynamite and be a danger to the internet because this thread is all about the random thoughts lurking in your minds. From the creepy, funny, unexpected, disturbing, twisted, clean or surprisingly realistic, they all go here.

A couple random rules:

When Posting: Since there is a decency rule on the forums to some extent, please self moderate your posts once in a blue moon if you have a habit to be fully dirty. I don't mind it personally but it is what it is.
If you want to illustrate your thoughts via pics once in a while, have at it but the same rule applies.
If you want to respond to a quote AND add something else random, fine but put it in one post not two seperate.

Progression: When you remain balanced, I could care less what you post. However what I WON'T tolerate is a free for all on the spam speedway. By that I mean, once you post, please allow somebody else to post before doing so again. I don't want to see a tower of posts by one person at a time. This thread will spit out submissions like rapid fire anyways so just follow this.

Without further ado, let the chaos begin.

So I recently finished reading A Study in Scarlet (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle of course)... and by recently, I mean about 10 minutes ago.... and I have to say, after reading through it...

Mormons are creepy.

How many licks would it take for Orochimaru to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Cacapoopoo lol what a crappy name for a villian.

On Christmas Eve I saw a wonderous sight. It was an advertisement outside a strip club for their special Christmas entertaiment. MINY LADY GAGA!!! So to recap; that is a little person, dressed as Lady Gaga, who is taking off her clothes for money. My mind is officially boggled.

(On a side note: 2 fatal shootings at strip clubs here over Christmas, but not at Miny Lady Gagas)

When it comes to cake batter, maybe from now on instead of licking the bowl I could just eat the ice cream.

I have always wondered how the first person figured that out?

BUTT FIRE!!! or demons from hell, turd burn, toilet abuse, hot sauce battle, explosive diarrhea.

That is all. Good day.

Froggy wrote:

The same way the first person figured out cyanide tastes like Almonds...



I've always wondered why people think I'm weird for drinking applesauce with a straw... It's just like drinking a milkshake only it tastes like apples, Unlike Applejacks which most definitely do NOT taste like apples.

I'm thinking about stripping down naked, setting my hair on fire and then run through a major sporting event just to see how many YouTube hits I get

outlander wrote:


I think that I shall never see
A ball of fire as fine as thee
Your junk a flappin' unencumbered
The YouTube hits just can't be numbered
From the cops as you flee
The most inspired sight to ever see

-Robert Frost

PretearHimeno wrote:


LOL! That Robert Frost, he sur write good

thinking about how smelly my job can be...

What the hell happened to TV? I miss being a kid and turning on Nickelodeon and actually seeing something good, or turning on Cartoon Network and seeing good cartoons... I miss the 90's

I could go on forever about how those two channels (specifically Nickelodeon) was awesome when I was growing up... Oh so many memories.

the newer linkin park album is not bad, although unusual, it has its moments

a big bread bowl of chili, texas style...

ooo...with a side of sushi...

For New Years Eve, put 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Then we take one down and pass it around and everybody is happy drunk.

outlander wrote:


Pfffft.... that hack?

Snowy Stampede wrote:

Off of one beer? what about the other 98?

Hornet65 wrote:


The nineties? The NINETIES? What about the 60s? The Flintstones, Johnny Quest and Bugs Bunny all on in PRIME TIME, Astro Boy, Speed Racer and other early anime series on afternoon TV... That was a great time!