I’m getting a little bored with my leisure time. I must come out of retirement to become..
I want to sail the seven seas as a captain of a three-masted sailing ship equipped with cannon and a bunch of ruffians as a crew. I will sail and capture merchant ships after a sharp battle, boarding the enemy with swinging cutlasses. We will capture a fortune in booty and promptly spend it all in one night in a pirate-infested city of sin. Throwing it away in gambling, drinking rum and on wenches of casual moral sensibilities.
Then sail out again with the sea breeze in our faces to confront new and fierce adventures. Civilization be dammed! My crew will be the scourge of the Caribbean Sea and all tremble before us. I will get obscene tattoos on my body and wear and eye patch and a cool hat… also a parrot.
Who will join me? Loose wenches are encouraged to join. If not, in true pirate fashion, we will just take you
I am the Dread Pirate Roberts! There will be no survivors!
My men are here! I am here! ... but soon you will not be here!
The Dread Pirate Roberts takes no survivors! All your worst nightmares have but to come true!
The Dread Pirate Roberts is here for your soul!