Please come back. You're one of the last few good ones left. That's right, I said it. In a sea of tween newbs who never post in the main forum, but instead opt to "be naughty" and try their hand at cybering in the community section armed with grammatical errors, you were an island. We need your charm, wit and cheeky sexual harassment. Without you, who else will deliver our subscription of TAN Magazine every month? Who else will post offensive material but get away with it all because they're a sir? If you were hoping to pass the torch, this isn't the Olympics. No one can replace you. You're a TAN veteran, a pervert, a gentleman and a scholar. And I DEMAND THAT YOU COME BACK RIGHT NAO! ><



Look! We all pooled our money together and bought you this precious corgi! Redshirt is currently in the process of training him to love peanut butter more than self respect. So, you see, you just have to come back! You have to!

If you're reading this Outlander, it means you're already back, so just take the corgi and don't leave again! Look at that thing, it's adorable.

But the tweens write really great Naruto slash fan fiction, why can't we have the best of both worlds?

He's busy and can't come to the internet right now.

The Tanettes are unhappy with no one to harass them.

Your personal harem is disbanding.

Your pirate crew is too drunk to plunder and pillage.

Your van is rusting.

Your lolis are running away.

Even the candy is going bad!

Please come back to us and make things right again Foxy Man!!

Outlander,

At this crucial time, we need you like never before.

We need your sure and steady hand to guide us.

We need your clear vision and sober judgement.

We need your gentility and circumspection...


Oh, who the hell am I kidding??

Without you here, you ol' fox, the place has become...

BLAH...

PLEASE COME BACK!

Outlander, please come back.

Without you, there is no one here to truly demonstrate one of the greater aspects of anime!

We all still depend on your guidance.

The men for how to be true men,

The women for how to be true women by staying in the kitchen..

Come back quickly,

I am running out of peanut butter for the corgi!

Newshawk wrote:


Totes accurate now.

YOU WERE THE CLASSIEST OF LUSHES! ;_;

Get back here! I have sammiches and Rish can't eat them all. It would ruin his girlish figure.

Please! Because how else will we communicate with you about going to the convention in August?

I miss reading fun stuff and getting PMs from Outlander!

My day is so boring now. I might have to start taking even MORE naps!!

Email from the big O himself.



;________;

You will be greatly missed, my canid friend. May the winds help you find your way.

Just to be sure, did I miss something?

ShawnMerrow wrote:

You missed the end of a legacy, the closing of a golden era, and the farewell of a hero. Surely there will be anarchy in this time.

Outlander isn't coming back then...

This place won't be the same without him.

This makes me sad. Yes, people come and go from websites, but I will miss you, Outlander! Thank you for being a friend!

There are some who brighten a room when they enter...

There are some who brighten a room when they leave...

And then there was Outlander-he brightened the room whether he was there or not. I don't know exactly why he left, but I hope he reconsiders and comes back someday. Life is too short...

Oh hell no, you get your tail back here! TAN needs Outlander, those glistening fox eyes so full of mischief... I'm gonna cry ;_;

There is but a single question that remains in my head: Who will take over the magazine? Or will it be a monument?