Being young, poor, and in a long distance relationship sucks. It sucks a plethora of d*ck to be honest. So last night, long time TAN veterans shak and I were talking about ways to get me over there so I can stay for a month and we can start "the trial" to see if we can actually make the leap and live together. And one ridiculous idea came up. So, -clears throat and pushes cleavage together- could any of you look into your hearts but more importantly your wallets and be willing to donate to the Pretear & Shak Love Fund? I'm mostly joking but if any of you are actually willing it would be much appreciated!

TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY

Haha I should start one of these stupid threads for Froggy and fillet. For their love is as pure as mountain snow! And as classy as leaving your socks on during intercourse.

Didn't work again....

Oh, my little jew shanker.

I have a sure-fire way for Pretear to make some fast cash...

Oh lord. Is that from your person collection?

PretearHimeno wrote:


From 4chan /a/, of course. Yes, I did save that to my picture file. You never know when you might need it...like now..

Probably. I'm not going to say that he might not be able to find those just searching the web, but it'd take a while. I should know, I'm not into the whole 'big breasts' thing, and finding something where her breasts don't practically need their own zip code is excessively challenging. Especially since I'm not that fond of the 'real' stuff, it feels more faked than even the poorly drawn ones.

Pretear, you have convinced me! I will give you all* I have!


*

Let me see what I have in my pocket.



My precocious! *runs away*

Newshawk wrote:

This is where I'm supposed to show off how nerdy I am, and tell you all what the writing on that bill says... but I don't think I'm going to.

So if I donate say 5 dollars do I get a picture of you guys dressed in the cosplay of my choice? I pick Misty and Ash. DO IT!!!!!DO IT!!!!

Maybe if we get enough cash for the ticket -sucks in deep, grudging breath- we'll post a (non cosplay) pic of the two of us on the forums.

So I went through Rish's pockets. I found:

1 stick of pocky
A fuzzball
A nickel
A picture of Holo from "Spice and Wolf" that look a little worn

You're welcome to everything but the picture. I have some questions about that....

Well, I'm behind on bills, otherwise I'd consider giving something from my gaming fund (which is currently dry because of being behind on bills).

Also, apparently Outlander and I had posted at the same time since I hadn't seen his post before typing my earlier one.