Being young, poor, and in a long distance relationship sucks. It sucks a plethora of d*ck to be honest. So last night, long time TAN veterans shak and I were talking about ways to get me over there so I can stay for a month and we can start "the trial" to see if we can actually make the leap and live together. And one ridiculous idea came up. So, -clears throat and pushes cleavage together- could any of you look into your hearts but more importantly your wallets and be willing to donate to the Pretear & Shak Love Fund? I'm mostly joking but if any of you are actually willing it would be much appreciated!
Look at the cute puppy! donate Doesn't he make you smile? donate He is the cutest puppy you've ever seen! donate especially if you're a rich/handsome recently retired banker He plays and frolics for you!
Probably. I'm not going to say that he might not be able to find those just searching the web, but it'd take a while. I should know, I'm not into the whole 'big breasts' thing, and finding something where her breasts don't practically need their own zip code is excessively challenging. Especially since I'm not that fond of the 'real' stuff, it feels more faked than even the poorly drawn ones.