Outlander is our resident pervert in theory only. He is actually a big ol' squishy, lovey, teddy bear but just for his one and only waifu (wife). He doesn't really want a TANnett, he just wants one of us to make him a sandwich from time to time.
Ohh ok, I understand^^ Yea Outlander, dont want to upset the wife.......
And considering how much he talks about the beauty of Mrs. Outlander and how much he loves her, the perv bit gets even harder to buy. (Sorry if I blew your cover, dude!)