Great to see this site back up!
"What do you mean, an American taco stand or a Mexican taco stand?"
"I..I...I don't know that?"
"Yehaaaa!!* (Into the pit that sounds like a toilet flushing.)
"How do you know so much about "taco stands"?" asks my fellow team member as he raises his full face viser on his riot/combat helmet.
"Well, you have to know these things when you lived in Japan as long as I have you know.