All of being a chief cannibal is about self-confidence
How else will other know that they should follow you?
Motivate and energize others
Whether at work, or in the oven
Always make a solution out of a problem
For example, a problem person may be great as food
Have a lot of energy
Especially if you want to slow roast
Prime on execution: deliver the results
Aka food for yourself
Have infectious enthusiasm about your job
… and don’t forget to cook thoroughly, or you risk catching it yourself. Remember heat processing kills bacteria. Get internal temperature to 165f, 180f if the poor thing was a chicken or rat
Give and Get
Never give without getting something back
Go the extra mile
..or two to ensure they cannot catch you
Use your sense of humor
Be careful with your sense of humor
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Now to the more practical side of becoming your tribe's CEO (Chief Eating Officer)
Stay on the Stuff Jobs, not Staff Jobs
Stuff jobs are all about the stuff. They become food for the tribe. That includes raids on neighboring villages, spotting potential food sources inside the tribe, and even spotting the slaves who cannot be used efficiently anymore. These jobs pay with the better parts and the stable flow of food
The Easiest career path is to bcome a food
Life is not easy. Be ready for that. After all the easiest thing is to become food. Do you want that? No. Avoiding that fate is not easy. You can play defensively by trying not to become food without trying to turn others into food, or offensively by taking the option of eating you off the table by eating potential offenders first. In real life you can never use one of these tactics alone; it will always be a mix of offensive and defensive tactics
Have fun doing your Job
First of all, what is your job all about? It’s about eating others. Can you have fun hunting and eating your prey? You’d better, because you are either a hunter or prey. I’ve never met any people having fun while being hunted and eaten.
Hungry and angry are not the traits of a successful cannibal. In fact if he is hungry he is a terrible lousy cannibal, isn’t he?