Dear Snowy,

Please pay me $5,000 since I suffered whiplash
jolting my neck away from my monitor when your picture popped up.
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Common Pieces of Wisdom

Put the people first
And dessert second

All of being a chief cannibal is about self-confidence
How else will other know that they should follow you?

Motivate and energize others
Whether at work, or in the oven

Always make a solution out of a problem
For example, a problem person may be great as food

Have a lot of energy
Especially if you want to slow roast

Prime on execution: deliver the results
Aka food for yourself

Have infectious enthusiasm about your job
… and don’t forget to cook thoroughly, or you risk catching it yourself. Remember heat processing kills bacteria. Get internal temperature to 165f, 180f if the poor thing was a chicken or rat

Give and Get
Never give without getting something back

Go the extra mile
..or two to ensure they cannot catch you

Use your sense of humor
See “Smile!”

Be careful with your sense of humor
Or somebody else will smile
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Now to the more practical side of becoming your tribe's CEO (Chief Eating Officer)


Stay on the Stuff Jobs, not Staff Jobs

Stuff jobs are all about the stuff. They become food for the tribe. That includes raids on neighboring villages, spotting potential food sources inside the tribe, and even spotting the slaves who cannot be used efficiently anymore. These jobs pay with the better parts and the stable flow of food

The Easiest career path is to bcome a food

Life is not easy. Be ready for that. After all the easiest thing is to become food. Do you want that? No. Avoiding that fate is not easy. You can play defensively by trying not to become food without trying to turn others into food, or offensively by taking the option of eating you off the table by eating potential offenders first. In real life you can never use one of these tactics alone; it will always be a mix of offensive and defensive tactics


Have fun doing your Job

First of all, what is your job all about? It’s about eating others. Can you have fun hunting and eating your prey? You’d better, because you are either a hunter or prey. I’ve never met any people having fun while being hunted and eaten.
Hungry and angry are not the traits of a successful cannibal. In fact if he is hungry he is a terrible lousy cannibal, isn’t he?


More cannibalism management career tips later
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The proper ethics and Etiquette for those of you who choose a career in Cannibalism
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