Avast, ye land lubbers! Thar be Pirates 'round here! This be for the celebration of International Talk Like A Pirate Day (Sept. 19). Pop the stopper from the bung hole and see what crawls out!
Pour ye some grog and drink up! And have ye a merry ol' time on this day of days, me hearties!

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