Reason B: There would probably be a better system of counting the reason why she should have my job. right now I count them by throwing skittles into a cup that's across the room.
Pretear!! GetBackers is great!! Watch it immediately! Like right now! Cute guys! Seriously! Almost too much chiby stuff, but the cute guys outweigh that.
Yes, hunky shirtless vamps feeding me grapes. Oh wait, I think I elaborated too much on that. Also, Hentai would be there by the water cooler shooting lighting bolts out of his eyes. NO WAI!